That's some horseshit, Slumdog.

"Yes Tyler Durdon, the rest of the world does suck." Azharuddin Ismails, one of the child actors from SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, returned to the Slums after going to the Oscars last week, only to be slapped by his father. And of course, the paparazzi was there photograph the kid crying for ten minutes. Hollywood should do this kid a solid, and offer his father his choice of any of the retarded stillborns on The CW or The Disney Channel. Hollywood should hold on to Ismails or any of the other kids from that movie with all their might, frankly. It would work out well for the father, too. He'd probably earn more by sending them out to beg, and he could beat the shit out of them, guilt free?

It had never occurred to me that these kids might have to return to the Slums like that. You just assume they'll live in castles for the rest of their lives and lose their virginities to coke-addicted models. It's fucking unreal to think that these kids could continue to live on after being in an Oscar-winning movie, being the only kids on their block whose name comes up on Google Image Search.

(If you dislike either of those two punchlines, here is one more: "Hopefully Danny Boyle will hurry his ass up and write SLUMDOG 2: BACK TO THE STREETS." I hope one of those worked for you).